Sex worker funny stuff from around the web!

I dont have a dirty mind i have a sexy imagination.
She was unique, like a stripper in sensible shoes.
Who called them titty pics and not peek a boobs
In the words of my Nan "try everything twice, except anal"
I hate being humiliated, unless it's on my own terms with a safe word.
I made handcuffs from my broken halo.....

....wanna play?
if ur wife doesn’t wanna bang u why would i
A fuck so dirty you’re seeing stars afterwards
I may have fallen from grace but it's more fun down here.
Sex so hot, the smoke detector goes off.
I’m “milf porn is now age appropriate porn” years old
Do guys with foot fetishes know about vaginas?
I don't like the term "anal bleaching".

I prefer "changing my ringtone".
Your smile is perfect..........not as perfect as your tits, but still.
I choose my porn the same way I order at a restaurant, nothing I’d get at home.
I like my men how I like my coffee:

Filling me up every morning.
Lips made for love, hips made for sin
Sex so good you leave your panties behind.
You say ‘sex addict’, like it’s a bad thing.
A brothel where you can also sell stolen goods, its called "Straddle the Fence"
Now that’s a lamp!
Ever shave ur pussy so smooth u wish u could eat it urself?
If I was an angel, I’d wrap my wings around you but I’m not so my legs will have to do
Titties are the best medicine.
Damn near had a threesome last night. Just needed 2 more people.
I prefer jizz connoisseur.
I like to start my week with bruised knees from Sunday morning head and after-church anal.
Fucking is just that; fucking
Making love is an art
I went to a Red Light district once. The traffic was terrible.
There's men who want to pay for sex, and men who have to pay for sex
She said "i've seen smaller" so ya it's been a good day
All I’m saying is if cum tasted like nacho cheese, there’d be a lot more swallowing going on.
Nothing puts a spring in my step like a freshly trimmed bush.
I love men because they have a built in sex toy
If he calls them tittays, he doesn’t know what to do with them.
Bras just look better on the floor
A big dick doesn't count if half of it is your personality
One of the biggest differences between men and women is what they think of when they hear the word "facial".
For an extra $100 I will fuck you with the lights strobed.
Good morning to everyone except the ladies who don’t maintain eye contact while sucking dick
I've paid for sex before...not with money, but with my emotions.
Lips made for love, hips made for sin
It’s only a wifi hotspot if I’m near it
Let’s watch horror movies and make our own porn.